Dachshunds Rule

1. The Dachshund is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay the Dachshund is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Dachshund is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The Dachshund is only allowed on the old furniture.
5. Fine, the Dachshund is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the Dachshund is allowed on the bed but only by invitation.
7. The Dachshund can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The Dachshund can sleep under the covers every night.
9. Human’s must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Dachshund!
10. In all cases of dispute….the Dachshund rules!